I stole this beecoz I'm a quiz whore.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name? - Sara

Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".

2.) Your age? - 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.

(Well, butter my crumpets, wot.)

3.) One of your friends? - Shwom, 'coz I'm talking to her on AIM.

Shwom isn't defined yet.

(That is so, so, sad.)

4.) What should you be doing? - Nothing, actually

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

5.) Favorite color? – Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

(Wut?)

6.) Birthplace? - Long Island

Look- everyone that is dissing Long Island is making some good points. And some shitty ones.

I'm from Syosset, in Nassau. The people here tend to be snobby rich idiots who don't care about anything besides themselves, money, sex, and when the next time they'll get drunk or high is.

What you are WRONG about-

There is not a damn sane person on Long Island that thinks we are part of New York CITY. We are New Yorkers- because we live in New York STATE. Not because we live in the city. Can you call someone from Florida a Floridian? Yep. Then you can call someone from NY a New Yorker.

And all you people that say Long Island, OR New York City is ghetto needs to get a clue. Ghetto's are extreemly poor areas that were overpopulated to an extreeme because the Nazi's forced Jewish people into them. If you think that wearing baggy clothes, speaking inchoherintly and wearing a huge cross on your neck makes you Ghetto- you make me laugh.

Oh, and why do I not find myself a tourist when I go to the City? I'm there about every other weekend, usually for two days and I spend the night. Me and my friends laugh at all the idiots who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk and stop to point up and go "woah.. look at the giant cup of noodles! Its acutally STEAMING!" We actually saw someone 3 days ago who was looking for the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in Times Square. That was quite amusing.

So.. key points.
_______________

-Long Island is NOT part of New York City
-People from LI are still New Yorkers
-Long Island is south of the city, therefore we are NOT upstate. Different region, smartones.
-If you are posting on a website from a COMPUTER, you are NOT ghetto.

(Oh my GOD, that was obnoxious. Must resist urge to correct typos. Must resist.)

7.) Month of your birth? - January

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover

(Yay.)

8.) Last person you talked to? - Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

(B'awww.)

9.) One of your nicknames? - Sleeves

a muscular guy who shuns shirts with sleeves that would hinder the view of his muscle



Wow. Aaand done.